Julie Nolke
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Your face isn't symmetrical and I'll make sure you know it. Also, thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring today's video. Get 10% off your first month here: BetterHelp.com/nolke If you have any questions about the brand relating to how the therapists are licensed, their privacy policy, or therapist compensation model, check out this FAQ: www.betterhelp.com/your-questions-answered/
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Actors: Julie Nolke & Gina Phillips www.imdb.com/name/nm1329052/
Writer: Julie Nolke
Camera: Sam Larson
Editor: Alec McKay
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Відео

POV solving the worlds problems
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Stuck in an echo chamber again... good thing I love the sound of my own voice. Visit ground.news/julie to break out of echo chambers and combat political polarization. Save 40% for unlimited access to the Vantage Plan through my link. Actors: Julie Nolke Writer: Julie Nolke Camera: Sam Larson Editor: Alec McKay
Would you rather be stuck in the woods with a bear or a man?
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Tough decision, but at least we can always trust women... Visit ground.news/julie to stay fully informed. Save 40% for unlimited access to the Vantage Plan through my link. Huge thank you to my viewer Lotte for sending me this idea!! Actors: Julie Nolke & Nicole Power www.imdb.com/name/nm5404452/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 Writer: Julie Nolke Camera: Sam Larson Editor: Alec McKay
Michelin Star Dog Chef
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MERCH COLLAB LAUNCH! Get your leash/harness combo here: woofconcept.com/collections/julie-nolke-x-woof-concept A percentage of proceeds goes towards helping pet owners afford treatment for their furry friends! P.S. Sign up to my Patreon for behind the scenes bloopers and early access to videos here: www.patreon.com/julienolke Actors: Julie Nolke Writer: Julie Nolke Camera: Sam Larson Editor: Al...
I interviewed to be the Prime Minister's Assistant
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Pretty sure I nailed it.. can't wait to see what the benefits package is 🥳 Huge thank you to Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his team for going along with this. Leave your thoughts in the comments down below. Also, wanna see the bloopers of this video? sign up to my Patreon: www.patreon.com/julienolke Actors: Julie Nolke & Prime Minister Justin Trudeau Writer: Julie Nolke Camera: Sam Larson &...
The name Alexa is ruined
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You don't hear of any baby's being named Alexa right now do you... wonder why? Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to joindeleteme.com/NOLKE and use promo code NOLKE at checkout. DeleteMe Canada: international.joindeleteme.com/ P.S. Sign up to my Patreon for behind the scenes bloopers and early access to videos here: www.patreon.com/julienolke Actors: Julie Nolke, Alexa MacKell, Andrew P...
FBI is always watching
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How else would they know you love grape juice and are on the hunt for a bidet? Huge thank you to Nord VPN for sponsoring todays video. Go to nordvpn.com/julie for a huge discount 🥳 P.S. Sign up to my Patreon for behind the scenes bloopers and early access to videos here: www.patreon.com/julienolke Actors: Julie Nolke Writer: Julie Nolke Camera: Sam Larson Editor: Alec McKay
Who gets to be called Washing Machine?
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Why is it dish washer but not clothes washer... Also, thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring today's video. Get 10% off your first month here: BetterHelp.com/nolke P.S. Sign up to my Patreon for behind the scenes bloopers and early access to videos here: www.patreon.com/julienolke Actors: Julie Nolke Writer: Julie Nolke Camera: Sam Larson Editor: Alec McKay
Costco is a cult
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We're in the pursuit of the promised land... the kirk land... thank you to today's sponsor Ground News. Visit ground.news/julie to stay fully informed. Subscribe through my link to get 40% off unlimited access to the Vantage Plan Actors: Julie Nolke & Gina Louise Phillips www.imdb.com/name/nm1329052/ Writer: Julie Nolke Camera: Sam Larson Editor: Alec McKay
No one knows what rigamarole means
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No one knows what rigamarole means
I'm Moving to America
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I'm Moving to America
I ubered Plan B
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I ubered Plan B
Working in government...
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Working in government...
Do we cancel Diddy's music?
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Do we cancel Diddy's music?
I have a big butt
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I have a big butt
You can't be sick just because I'm sick
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You can't be sick just because I'm sick
Fart in a jar
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Fart in a jar
Real Fortune Tellers of Beverly Hills
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Real Fortune Tellers of Beverly Hills
Adam and Eve 40 years later...
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Adam and Eve 40 years later...
DON'T WAKE THE BABY!!
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DON'T WAKE THE BABY!!
What it's like to be a woman on the internet
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What it's like to be a woman on the internet
Having kids isn't worth it
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Having kids isn't worth it
I Hate Bad Texters
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I Hate Bad Texters
I want a divorce ft. Ryan George and Whitney Avalon
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I want a divorce ft. Ryan George and Whitney Avalon
If AI had a Podcast
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If AI had a Podcast
When the Government gives you stuff
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When the Government gives you stuff
I had my baby
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I had my baby
Sexy Elf on the Shelf - CHRISTMAS COMEDY CAUSE
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Sexy Elf on the Shelf - CHRISTMAS COMEDY CAUSE
World’s worst first date
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World’s worst first date
Guy can't keep his sword up
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Guy can't keep his sword up

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @yonatanyonatano1192
    @yonatanyonatano1192 40 хвилин тому

    That trend is breaking a little bit with Jared Keeso

  • @a-stranger-passing-thru
    @a-stranger-passing-thru 3 години тому

    How much is a carton?

  • @KvichakSmith
    @KvichakSmith 3 години тому

    Holy crap 😅

  • @Sage-hb1zv
    @Sage-hb1zv 3 години тому

    4 years later here. While 2020 feels like a fever dream, it also caused a lot of shit storms for now. I don’t even know what I’m doing and haven’t for years. I’m just here waiting for the world to end, or nothing to happen. I dunno 🤷 😊

  • @electricminecrafter
    @electricminecrafter 4 години тому

    send dudes, i need reinforcements

  • @erik365365365
    @erik365365365 5 годин тому

    Interesting this would actually be an interesting method of quitting cigs… some of it is the oral process of smoking and the habit so going out and having a paccy might just hold you over

  • @justinpbrochu
    @justinpbrochu 5 годин тому

    Hahaha

  • @imprivsoaugustinei1910
    @imprivsoaugustinei1910 5 годин тому

    screchhh screech screech scheerch, smoky wee sum, f-350, lands argentia, pangoia ante a swamp, flomenigos, fresh, air, no one would think about , amygmle zaphoned and if they did 16 oz, clean water food table manners, sea food platter five star restuant . 5 star hotel, brazilian women says fee pleasany things over a poy of coffee fromf, the bush, she says as cadee do, fbless you dr.james you are gentle i say you are gentle to, like several short conversayions i have had, 42 years , no paycheque , defense service enigennering humatarine anti-terrorism ande humanyarine divinity, ii, Improviser Augustin e I, i would not want to say good by to that pleasant brazilian women, however i would as, asymetric warii, would close in the next day, unfortuntly.

  • @mattbybee5354
    @mattbybee5354 6 годин тому

    Still less obnoxious than smoking

  • @epayne6
    @epayne6 6 годин тому

    Have you tried penis Julie? A lot more benefits, lower health risk, and way more fun to suck on than pacifiers. Plus, you will make a lot more male friends! I would be more than happy to be your first test subject. Try it out! 😁

  • @ScottMyersOfTheEarth
    @ScottMyersOfTheEarth 7 годин тому

    At one job, I started bringing Candy Cigarettes to work. I would take cigarette breaks. Except, mine were out in the fresh air, under a tree or something. You know, Candy Cigarettes are hard to fFind these days, and not very good candy either.

  • @Domarius64
    @Domarius64 8 годин тому

    So bad for the environment, discarding that huge chunk of plastic every time!

  • @TamiJennings-cf9lv
    @TamiJennings-cf9lv 10 годин тому

    This absolutely made me cry from laughing. How did she keep a straight face acting it out! 😂

  • @danielj8177
    @danielj8177 10 годин тому

    Would you rather trust a bear or a woman with everything you’ve worked for?

  • @WheelBite97
    @WheelBite97 10 годин тому

    Okay she knows a little too much about smoking!

  • @mattbybee5354
    @mattbybee5354 10 годин тому

    A shaft that would make an elephant jealous 😂 that drunk mirror is less than helpful

  • @rvadventures
    @rvadventures 10 годин тому

    Everytime I see a smoker I think of something just like this.lol

  • @tigertiger1699
    @tigertiger1699 11 годин тому

    Bang on🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @padstowphantom
    @padstowphantom 11 годин тому

    We do the same in Australia when anyone from New Zealand comes here and becomes famous.

  • @danr8502
    @danr8502 11 годин тому

    Michael J Fox was an Illegal...

  • @hermanrobak1285
    @hermanrobak1285 11 годин тому

    How nice of the drama teacher to take a break from his latest side gig.

  • @jstnsmutek
    @jstnsmutek 11 годин тому

    Same energy when I try to brag about my package 😢

  • @Justsomeguyyuyu
    @Justsomeguyyuyu 12 годин тому

    “Now that I’m a mom I just don’t think I’ll have any original ideas for videos.”

  • @charlottet7379
    @charlottet7379 12 годин тому

    “What do we do… hospital… nooooo” 😂😂😂

  • @jonathanross149
    @jonathanross149 12 годин тому

    It's going to give you an overbite.

  • @LibertyDino
    @LibertyDino 13 годин тому

    "Paid overtime" In germany those words sounded made up and for germans they probably are.

  • @kingoftrite
    @kingoftrite 14 годин тому

    What it is, is what you say it is : ua-cam.com/video/75aCSxvRxY0/v-deo.html

  • @AlanKinsella-nu4gm
    @AlanKinsella-nu4gm 14 годин тому

    Love your stuff Julie.

  • @Yaveren
    @Yaveren 14 годин тому

    At the end of the sketch, you put something up to your mouth, the reveal, that is something more infantile of strange, and add one final joke / button it up.

  • @frankmartinez2987
    @frankmartinez2987 15 годин тому

    It’s the drop at the end which gets me! 😂😂😂

  • @MindMasterDan
    @MindMasterDan 16 годин тому

    What happens if it's manbearpig? 😃

  • @Emencheta-hg6zs
    @Emencheta-hg6zs 17 годин тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mykymst7877
    @mykymst7877 20 годин тому

    Human melting candle 😂😂😂

  • @avengemybreath3084
    @avengemybreath3084 20 годин тому

    Narcissism plus

  • @kentl7228
    @kentl7228 21 годину тому

    We should all don't this. Zero sugar. Zero calories. Zero lung damage.

  • @lesliegraham8478
    @lesliegraham8478 23 години тому

    i can't imagine the two of you keeping a straight face for very long 😂

  • @mitchellcastillo2858
    @mitchellcastillo2858 23 години тому

    Lol they had a recall on drake

  • @mrcpaddler
    @mrcpaddler День тому

    I think I'll become a porch pirate . . .

  • @BanXxX69
    @BanXxX69 День тому

    Shr looks so cute like a baby LMAO ❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nomadicam
    @nomadicam День тому

    I watched this like 7 times. Weirdly Mesmerizing

  • @dominikfrohlich6253
    @dominikfrohlich6253 День тому

    Brilliant 😂

  • @zaidlacksalastname4905
    @zaidlacksalastname4905 День тому

    HIV being there for a while without anyone noticing before giving everyone a big scare is really accurate

  • @zaidlacksalastname4905
    @zaidlacksalastname4905 День тому

    "Ivan the Terrible wasn't so terrible when I was through with him" was cold af

  • @Wubbay828
    @Wubbay828 День тому

    2:24 wtf did I just hear lmao

  • @sheaross3124
    @sheaross3124 День тому

    Wait... DRAKE IS CANADIAN 🙀

  • @Wubbay828
    @Wubbay828 День тому

    Hot take : If you want a woman who's down for some freaky stuff, date a Canadian woman. Lmao.

  • @SchizmKing
    @SchizmKing День тому

    I thought a whole different kind of suck was going on. I was like damn, they hiring?😅

  • @putridcobra
    @putridcobra День тому

    The over the top sucking sounds was perfect!

  • @thel1355
    @thel1355 День тому

    I can't help but notice that the decline in smoking has coincideded with a rise in anxiety disorders and obesity. Just sayin'.

  • @thirstfast1025
    @thirstfast1025 День тому

    I'm the uncle? (a la "Falling Down"'s "I'm the bad guy?" [ i.e. I don't get how I don't get how I'm the bad guy])